Donny’s Ramblings: Diary of a Former Porn Producer

Here is Donny’s official step-by-step guide on the proper way to use an Apple iPhone Credit.
STEP ONE:

Go to the Apple Store in Sacramento, California at Arden Fair, have an associate direct you to the proper spot on Apple’s website, enter your iPhone’s phone number and serial number, and wait for the text message that arrives [...]

Filed under: Donny Pauling, iPhone, iPhone Credit, iPod Nano | 5 Comments »

Awaiting my return flight to Sacramento at Orange County Airport in Southern California, I decided to eat at the Oasis Grill and Sky Lounge. My waiter was a man named Ali. I sat longer than normal, and as I prepared to leave Ali and I began to communicate.
“I have 3 hours until my [...]

Filed under: Ali the Muslim, Donny Pauling, God, Grace, Islam, Love | 27 Comments »

The very first blog entry written from my brand new 17” MacBook Pro comes at you from 31,000 feet in the air. I’m heading to the Orange County Airport to speak at a Porn and Pancakes event at Mariner’s Church in Irvine, California. I don’t remember where I found it, but I use [...]

Filed under: Craig Gross, Donny Pauling, Irvine California, MacBook Pro, Mariner's Church, Porn and Pancakes | 4 Comments »

As a former producer, it’s normal that people want to ask questions about porn. Many of the questions I’ve received via email or myspace are quite repetitive. I don’t mind answering the same questions over and over again, but I also felt that if the same questions are being asked by so many [...]

Filed under: Donny Pauling, Jason Harper, Porn, Pornography | 2 Comments »

This morning I slept in until 8:11. At that precise time, Citi Financial Auto decided to call to let me know that my car payment is a little late. I was very happy to hear that.
Since I was now so rudely awakened, I plopped myself down in my favorite chair… favorite because it [...]

Filed under: Crying, Donny Pauling, God, Grace, Inspirational, Jesus, Snot, The Passion of the Christ | 7 Comments »

Sent to me by Steve G of Colorado Springs, Colorado:
Donny,
I realize this may not apply as much to you as you are in a different place, but you will meet men and women who will need this and so I wanted to pass it along to you. God bless you,
Steve
Thanks, Steve. I’m posting it.
- [...]

Filed under: Donny Pauling, Stander's Affirmation | 1 Comment »

Hey Donny,
I have a HUGE problem. I’m getting married in a month, and my fiancé FOUND MY PICTURES on the internet. He is beside himself. He is hurt and shocked and being that we are supposed to tie the knot in less than a month, I’m freakin suicidal!!! Freakin sick over this….throwing up, cannot [...]

Filed under: Donny Pauling, Effects Of Pornography, Email, Porn, Porn Models, Porn Stories, Pornography, Suicidal Thoughts | 17 Comments »

“God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.”
This past weekend in Ft Myers, Florida, I had the opportunity to hang out with JR, Steve, and David. Because we are highly mature men, we amused ourselves while driving by telling “momma jokes” and demonstrating our knowledge of Chuck Norris Facts. [...]

Filed under: Chuck Norris Facts, Donny Pauling, Florida, Ft Myers, Humor, J.R. Mahon, MT of X3 | 16 Comments »

I like talking to you without the formalities that some seem to think necessary. I realize you’re there when I wake up and have bad breath or when I cuss at some idiot who cuts me off in traffic (I realize the other driver is another one of your kids, God, but can’t they [...]

Filed under: Donny Pauling, Insomnia, Prayer | 3 Comments »

(I have a prayer request at the end of this article)
I’m awake! I’m awake!
Of course I am… it’s time to get ready to fly to Ft. Myers, Florida. Tomorrow morning I’m speaking at Porn and Pancakes with Craig and J.R. My schedule for the next several weeks is hectic. I love it! [...]

Filed under: Craig Gross, Donny Pauling, J.R. Mahon, Porn and Pancakes, Porn and Pizza, Travel, XXXchurch, iPhone | 4 Comments »